Dear Online Shrink
My husband says I am spending too much time online and it is not normal for a person to have cyber intercourse with aliens.
Do you think he has a right to speak up to me like that (I am an American citizen!)
Bertha Robust in Topeka, Kansas.
No of course he has no right to say that. Dump the loser! NEXT!
Dear dr Fruit
I have been dating a boy who constantly want to touch my private parts. It is very disturbing. Do you think it would be impolite for me to say something about the issue on our next date?
Yes that would be impolite. Jeez. Didn’t your mother teach you manners?? NEXT!
Ever since my wife and I decided I could wear her dresses on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, she makes sure my fav. frocks are at the cleaners on those days. Do you think she has a hidden problem with my transsexuality? It is okay with her for the dog to crossdress daily, I might add.
John. Yuck. I mean, daily? Why is she turning the dog into a drag queen? NEXT!
Hallo dear doctor Fruit.
My sister is sooo jealous of me, just because I always steel her boy friends. Should I feel guilty? I include a pic of us both. I am the one in the thong and she is the one in the straight jackett. This was just after our last battle.
Judy from Houston
ps are you a hetero guy?
sorry I am a hetero woman and I think you should be the one in the jackett. Your bum is way too big for a thong. NEXT!
Hallooo doctor Fruit
Every time I walk into a room, I have the feeling people stop talking. How can I stop thinking that way?
Hallo Rick NEXT!
Hi doc Fruit,
I sent you my pic as well. I am feeling really down, I want to kill myself!
Moody, no wonder, you are as ugly as shit. NEXT!
Dear doctor Fruit
Lonely Heart Just About To End His Life
Dear LHJATEHL: I am busy right now. NEXT!
Looking in the mirror I see this wonderful person, intelligent, sexy, witty and beautiful. How come nobody else does?
Dear Samantha, how could they see anything when you are blocking the mirror with your fat ass? NEXT!