Archive for May 9, 2010

Mother’s day

Mother ‘s day

I got up early just to go into my youngest sons bedroom and stare at him sternly.
“It is Mothers day. It is a tradition. I want my present.”
His eyes opened, he sighed, and wham:
“Mothers day is the invention of moralistic confused Capitalists who wanted to emphasize the mediocre role women play in the bourgeois households!”
“I want it.”
“Too bad.”

Later I phoned my second son.
“It is Mothers day. It is a tradition. I want my present!”
“Is it May already? What did I get you last year?”
“Nothing.”
“So why alter a tradition?”

I tried son 3.
“Hallo, it is Mothers day. It is a tradition. I want my present.”
“Who is this?”

sob

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