Mother ‘s day
I got up early just to go into my youngest sons bedroom and stare at him sternly.
“It is Mothers day. It is a tradition. I want my present.”
His eyes opened, he sighed, and wham:
“Mothers day is the invention of moralistic confused Capitalists who wanted to emphasize the mediocre role women play in the bourgeois households!”
“I want it.”
Later I phoned my second son.
“It is Mothers day. It is a tradition. I want my present!”
“Is it May already? What did I get you last year?”
“So why alter a tradition?”
I tried son 3.
“Hallo, it is Mothers day. It is a tradition. I want my present.”
“Who is this?”